December 2022 – Page 11 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Batteries Not Included

Here’s a little toy for youPush my button (wiggle)Batteries not included (nup)Push my button (giggle) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Whiskey Girls and Pasta Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Their agent did approach usFor cover theming pastaWe spiced it up with sexy girl(Record was disaster) Production Notes Perc cooked the spaghetti Post Production Notes We ate the remaining spaghetti The agent sent us a copy of the album in appreciation HowContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Whiskey Girls and Pasta Job”

Mermaid

Look, there goes a mermaid mummyNo dear, it’s a whaleOf the type BelugaA special kind of whale No, it is a mermaidLook, its legs, its kneesLook a little closer mummyLook and you will sees In the past, Beluga whales have often been mistaken for mermaids because of their human-like knees Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Beg

Write something incorporating the word ‘beg’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BEG Fan I begA bigger wordLittle begIs quite absurd Really Fan……. DM

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Another Brick in the Wall’ Atom

Atom is a Pink Floyd tribute band

Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia

I am a nice fat SantaIn our local storeEmployed I’ve been for many yearsAnd hope for many more Horror/shock they’re calling onFat Santa me to banSay you not good model JackYou junk food from a can They say I pro-mote overIndulgence at this timeNot a real good message Jack(But fits in with my rhyme) WeContinue reading “Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia”

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