I’m facing competitionStaring back at meMy goat-butt instinct’s kicking in…… Shit…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Monthly Archives: December 2021
I Love My Fold-Up Car
My car is very specialYou could say it’s uniqueNo-one else has got one(I wash it once a week)…. I want one…… They also have an electric version Fanando…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla and Lizzie Wish You a Merry Christmas
Lizzie is Priscilla’s friend Priscilla/Lizzie bothLove a Christmas treeCan’t resist attractionResult scroll down to see…. Don MatthewsChristmas DayDecember 2021
Megan
Merry Christmas MeganI’ve put your name in lightsSharing white-lit reindeerHave a look tonight…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Illicit
Write something incorporating the word ‘illicit’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Lexxy and Trixxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ILLICIT Lexxy’s informed me that hussiesAre OK and legal by lawIllicit they’re not so don’t worryIt’s OK to even call us a whore But we prefer hussy. More high-class……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Illicit”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – the 1993 Christmas Cat Album
The songs are created by producer Mike Spalla who mixes actual animal sounds to match tones of the songs. He started with a version of “Jingle Bells” that was released to radio stations a few years before the full album came out. In all, it took more than 1,000 meows, screeches and growls to assemble 20 melodies. From all hereContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – the 1993 Christmas Cat Album”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’ Brenda Lee
Brenda Mae Tarpley (born December 11, 1944), known professionally as Brenda Lee, is an American singer. Performing rockabilly, pop and country music, she had 47 US chart hits during the 1960s and is ranked fourth in that decade, surpassed only by Elvis Presley, the Beatles and Ray Charles. She is known for her 1960 hit “I’m Sorry“, and 1958’s “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree“, which hasContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’ Brenda Lee”
Christmas is Cancelled
Christmas is cancelledOmicron you’ve wonWe let down our guardWe’ve mucked up our fun I told you to wear masks – you didn’t listen…… I told you scan your contact tracing code – you thought it no longer necessary…… Don MatthewsChristmas Eve My/our Christmas has been cancelled. No choice
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The best thing you can give someone is a chance
Father and Son Go Shopping
Off to do the shoppingFather and the sonSon is happy waitingTill the shopping’s done…. Have you bought anything for me?…….. A lollypop?. My favourite colour. Thankyou…… (Could only happen in America….) Don MatthewsDecember 2021