December 2021 – Page 20 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flaunt

Write something incorporating the word ‘flaunt’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REXXY THE FLAUNTER Rexxy was a hussyA floozy born to flauntHer buxom bod to gullibles(Of which was far from gaunt) Shit Fan another one like Trixxy….avoid at all costs…. I seem to have an attractionContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flaunt”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts

1913 The world’s first drive-in service stationopened in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Island

I bought this lovely islandBuilt a boatshed tooThen I built a mansionNow nothing left to do…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Stan Gets an Unusual Toilet Installation Request

I had to shop around a lot(Not the usual lid)But she was paying lots of cashSo I did what she bid…. She says go use your own Stan says…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Priscilla Visits the White House

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’ve had a special invite toThe White House (brushed my fur)The highlight of my visit will beOn lap First Lady (purr)….. Has your puss had an invite like Cilla Fandango?….. We have a special ‘training-for-royalty’ course here at FCS……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Hear You Knocking’ Dave Edmunds

Don MatthewsDecember 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Worry is like the the interest paidin advance on a debt that never comes due

Take Her For a Spin

Here’s something for your interestTo take your girlfriend inI’m sure it will impress herTake her for a spin…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Any Ideas?

Does anyone know what’s going on here?I’m lost I see someone running away on the leftBurgler? Don MatthewsDecember 2021 Fandango…I’m relying on your knowledge of all things mysterious here?

From the FCS Headline Department

“Worker proud of not even knowing how to turn on a computer about to be replaced by one”