April 2021 – Page 13 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Glamour Shot

I’m 11 years old and mummyTook me for glamour shotThe photo man tissied me upAnd this is what I got…. Don’t I look nice?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Branch

I know just how to do thisI’ve practised in my headA simple operationOf which I’ve also read…. Wasn’t quite meant to go like that…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

When I find it I don’t need itWhen I need it I can’t find it

I’ve had a shit of a day. Yep. Reckon it’s because the clocks went back. Sent my body in a tizz. Does this happen to you? I did remember to adjust the clock before going to bed though. I woke up wide awake at 3am. Why? I need to be asleep at this time. I’mContinue reading “I’ve Had a Shitty Day”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘The Logical Song’ (Supertramp) Pomplamoose

Pomplamoose is an American musical duo composed of husband-and-wife multi-instrumentalist Jack Conte and singer-songwriter and bassist Nataly Dawn. The duo formed in 2008 and sold approximately 100,000 songs online in 2009. They are known for their YouTube videos and covers of popular songs. Lyrics below When I was youngIt seemed that life was so wonderfulA miracle, oh it was beautiful, magicalAndContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘The Logical Song’ (Supertramp) Pomplamoose”

TV

Got a great new plasma screenGetting rid of oldCaused a problem, what to do?No need for it be sold Sorted….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Banks of TV Screens

I like the banks of TV screensIn pubs where I go drinkNo need for conversationNo need to converse,think Football, boxing, soccer….All mute….Wonderful…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

From the FCS Book of Questions Needing Answers

If olive oil comes from oliveswhere does baby oil come from?

Ladies and Private Schools

My sisters are so ladylikeFollow lady rulesGo to the best private school… Why don’t I go to a private school?….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Baptism

I am a late developerBaptised when I was 10And yes, those are my legs extendingExtending out the end…. Don MatthewsApril 2021