March 2021 – Page 12 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Kylie Minogue’s Bottom – We Make ‘Em Nice Down in Orstralia

The Guardian newspaper in LondonClaimed the bottom of Kylie MinogueWas the ‘world’s most admired backside’ going(Which it still is, and still is in vogue) We make ’em nice down in Orstralia…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Jeans On’ David Dundas (1976)

David Dundas (born 2 June 1945) is an English musician and actor, best known for his chart success in the pop genre during the 1970s as well as his later career in film and television scores. Keith Urban follows with a great version Lyrics at end When I wake up in the mornin’ lightI pull on my jeansContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Jeans On’ David Dundas (1976)”

Shit Priscilla, Not Again?

I’ve gone and got myself stuckShit, done it againAnyone? Help please? Anyone?I am in deep-shit pain…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021

I Wonder Who That Could Be Dear?

We have a video doorbellFor those who want to come inWho’s that at this ungodly hour?Making one hell of a din?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Disabled Toilet

I am in need of toiletAm also in wheelchairPlease tell me waiter, where it is?Certainly, up there….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

I’m not as thinkas you drunk I am

FCS Daily Music Video – Skip’s MercyMe Tune Grab ‘Wanna Be Like You’

My drinking buddy Skip’s a great fan of MercyMe. So much so I’ve put him in charge of this department More MercyMe in Skip’s MercyMe Tune Grab Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Janitor

I am a happy janitor Of this modern towerI have a window with a view(And also have a shower)….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Priscilla’s Fine, OK

Please don’t worry, I’m OKWe’re into things high-techI’m cozy and quite comfortableThey’ll be back in a sec….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021