Monthly Archives: October 2020

Guest Poet Jason Ryberg ‘They Say a Lot Don’t They?’

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different They Say A Lot, Don’t They? They say the only differencebetween an angel and a demonis the mood you catch them in. They say women who run with wolvesoften get bit on the butt. They say men who somehow manageto mount a tiger will onlyContinue reading “Guest Poet Jason Ryberg ‘They Say a Lot Don’t They?’”

The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Laila Andresen Mjelde ‘I Sit on the Toilet’

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. Welcome to theLMS TOILET STOP Here we present guest writers who specialise in theContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Laila Andresen Mjelde ‘I Sit on the Toilet’”

The Filthy Five

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Billy and Elsie and EricAnd Tyson and Jude (they are grey)African parrots in EnglandBut the trouble is the words that they say (They’re in the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park Zoo) They’ve learnt unacceptable foul languageTo their keeper and public they sayWithout hesitation just ‘fuck off’Which don’tContinue reading “The Filthy Five”

Poet Don Reporting on World Silly Sayings Day 13 October

Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team I can’t think of anything silly to say? You’re an embarrassment to the Silly Sayings Society PD…. Sorry…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different

Guest Poet Ryan Quinn Flanagan ‘It’s a Small World ‘

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am standing outside the restroomsat the Walmart in Sudburywaiting for my wife. Watching this little girlwork the steering wheelof this 25 cent machinein the shape of a carwhich she sits inas it plays:It’s a Small Worldover and overagain. “Look mommy!,”the little girl says tothisContinue reading “Guest Poet Ryan Quinn Flanagan ‘It’s a Small World ‘”

She Touched the Hem of Power. Zap

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m woman and inflictedInfliction hid, concealedJust touched the hem of Donald’s suitAnd came away all healed Gosh…. You must have hidden powers DonYour hem delivers itInflicted come ye one and allYou’re not some silly git After all Promote this man to my White House SpinContinue reading “She Touched the Hem of Power. Zap”