FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetry
and exploring things different
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome.
Welcome to the
LMS TOILET STOP
Here we present guest writers who specialise in the difficult art of writing quality poetry relating to the comfort station, or dunny as we Australians call it. I have searched high and low for quality poets. There is much shitty stuff out there. LMS has high standards.
If any of you wish to use the loo before our guest comes to the mic we will hang on.
Everyone back and happy? Good. Today’s guest toilet poet is Laila Andresen Mjelde
I Sit on the Toilet
I sit on the toilet...
planning my choice of clothing,
hairstyle, makeup and daily chores.
Using my eyeliner for writing
a reminder to myself on the toiletpaper,
and make me complete.
Leaving the bathroom aware that
I used my reminder and flushed it down
the toilett.
HMMMM, what was my daily chores...?
Laila Andresen Mjelde
G'day. LMS is built, owned and operated by me drinking mate Don
