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Hose

Mummy I’m in troubleHose just spat on meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2025January 6, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Hose

Hose

Mummy I’m in troubleHose just squirted meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 19, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, firehose training, humour, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Hose

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (washing trash bins)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 6, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:trash, water2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (washing trash bins)

Church

The church it stood on hallowed groundBuilt to fit the billThen worship stopped when plans did changeAnd dam began to fill DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:church, dam, poetry, rhyme, water2 Comments on Church

Aquarium

The idea was novelElevator in coreExploded (lots water)Flowed out through the door DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aquarium, berlin, explosion, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Aquarium

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toilets)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Ancient toilets. Running water below seats flushed waste to nearby river. Ephesus, Turkey

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:river, toilet, waterLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toilets)

Drink

I thinkI’ll haveA drinkWith friends DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme, water1 Comment on Drink

Flood

We had a bit of problemProblem with the floodGot it now all sortedNo problem now with flood DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:flood, house, humour, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Flood

Push In/Pull Out Jack

Jack he does a great jobPush in/pulling outGets a drink to urge him onJack push in/pull out DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Push In/Pull Out Jack

Baptism

Into the holy watersBaptise I you my friendYour sins are all forgivenTo heaven now ascend DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:baptisim, humour, poetry, religion, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Baptism

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