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Timber

Transporting lengths of timberTakes a special skillAll of which I do haveWhen I van do fill DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, timber, van, vehicleLeave a comment on Timber

Delivery

Deliver the parcel they told meSure thing, OK, rightNeglected they to tell meThe entrance was rather tight DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:delivery, humour, poetry, rhyme, street, tight, van2 Comments on Delivery

Stan. Signwriter

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The bowling club contacted meWanted advert signNo probs I said (done plenty times)I did (they said, Stan fine) Great work Stan. Should bring in lots of new members…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 14, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bowling, humour, poetry, signwriter, stan, van8 Comments on Stan. Signwriter

Stan Sorts a Problem

I bought this load of timberFrom the timber storeProblem with the packing butProblem now no more…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, stan, timber, van4 Comments on Stan Sorts a Problem

Stan and Perc Negotiate the Road Ahead

Had a bit of rain last nightLeft the road bit wetI’m expert driving in the rainHere we go you bet….. Don’t panic Perc, all under control…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 26, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, river, stan, van2 Comments on Stan and Perc Negotiate the Road Ahead

I’m Very Safety Conscious When Driving the Van (says Stan)

I’m very safety consciousWhenever driving vanUse the right equipmentAlways, when I can…. I always wear my boots…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 29, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, safety fail, timber, van3 Comments on I’m Very Safety Conscious When Driving the Van (says Stan)

Safety First on the Road

I find my little HondaUseful to transportThis lovely canvas paintingThat I’ve just gone bought Hello? that van ahead of meHas not closed it’s back doorGosh, that’s rather dangerousIt’s very safety poor…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, safety fail, scooter, van7 Comments on Safety First on the Road

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