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Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build
My neighbour said get Stan, DorisHe put our toilet inI plied him lots of bikkies/teaAnd stacks of tonic/gin…. Shit that was a hard one boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Me- note the platform you have to fold down to use it. Jeez, you wouldn’t want to be in a hurry. Or drunk. Doris says she’s veryContinue reading “Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build”
Council Toilets
Employed a signage personTo guide, avoid confuse…….. Methinks Stan switched signs just for the pic. He’s not that stupid surely……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Gender Neutral
We’re into gender neutralHip hip hip hoorayNo more male and femaleNo more sex today… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Hong Kong Toilets
In Hong Kong when flushing their toiletsThere’s plenty of water (all free)80%’s flushed down with sea type80% (solids and wee) Well I’ll be…. Thankyou…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 https://www.wsd.gov.hk/en/core-businesses/water-resources/seawater-for-flushing/index.html
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 