toilet – Page 9 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Should Have Locked Priscilla Out

She’s wasting lots of waterShould have locked the doorI’ve turned it off at meter…….. You’ve spoiled my game…… Sorry cat…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Hey Stan No Longer Have To…

Hey Stan no longer have toAsk are you in there?All I have to do nowIs find your bottom (bare)……. Shit Don go away… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

A doctor dunny’s being madeThe seat tells your blood pressureIt also measures heartbeat, pulseWhile you sit there at leisure The bowl will also analyseYour urine, stool as wellReport results right back to youIf doctor needed, tell The Wellness Toilet will notbe available for some time Don MatthewsFebruary 2021 https://au.pcmag.com/health-fitness/84805/totos-wellness-toilet-will-analyze-your-poop

Mummy Help! I Need You!

Mummy help! I need you!I thought I’d play this gameOf being like a flower in potDiscovered not the same Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Priscilla’s Getting Inventive

Priscilla (bored in lockdown)Wants new things to doAdmit I she’s inventiveNow she’s in the loo…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Stan the Toilet Installer

I didn’t have much room bossFor toilet (full) installSo made the most of what I hadAttached it to the wall…….. Jeez! Stan…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

I Am a Lonely Toilet

I am a lonely toiletOn prominent displayWhoever sits upon meCan have a view all way…… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Stan the Fixit Man

We had a little problemProblem with the doorCalled for Stan the fixit manProblem is no more……. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

The Larger One It Is For Me

We are a loving coupleWe never are apartThe larger one it is for meThe smaller my sweetheart Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Throne

We thought it real importantTo build it as a throneHelps bring on the movement(And here endeth my pome) …. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020