Billy no you cannotGraffiti on the wallOwner has alternativeGo give them a call….. Aw mum it’s not the same…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: toilet
Step by Step Instructions
How thoughtful of the ownerHelping with my knotStep by step instructionsLearnt I have yet not…. Just thought of something else…. Learning while I’m pissingIn the urinalLooking in the mirrorLaughing LOL Haha…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Busting For a Piss
The movie’s reached a climaxI’m busting for a pissI cannot wait no longerThank heavens God for this…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Toilet Choices
Hello? this is interesting(Sitting on the loo)Opera, jazz or heavy rockTo mask the sound I do….. I think I’ll choose opera and the soft warm spray this time……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies
Don’t worry sweetie you won’t fall downBut mummy I’ll fall throughStan looks after our kiddies, allHe will look after you…. Thankyou mister Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Interior Decoration
We had our throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed…. Next project bedroom…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Brickie Cum Toilet Installer
Stan put in the brick wall(He’s always there on call)So impressed we called him backTo toilet-match the wall….. We seem to have a leak somewhere Stan?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Dad I Need the Toilet
Dad I need the toiletDon’t wanna do a pissWhich door do we go throughThat door, or is it this?…. After you miss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
A Pub in Japan Has These Toilets
A pub in Japan has these toiletsWith dolls which wake up when you sitThen start singing happy Jap melodiesWhich to many would frighten the shit…. And then move slowly towards you and kiss your knees…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021 I think they could have chosen a better song……..
Lions Rampant. Screech
We are two lions rampantHolding in our pawsMighty one King ParrotWhy you ask? because…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 