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Stan Does a Toilet Job
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The lady of the householdIn need she was of looAsked for two for one jobI said yes ma’m can do Both sat together when finished for trial (he on left she on right)…… They were very happy…… Gave discountContinue reading “Stan Does a Toilet Job”
Infection Transmission
Have to be carefulInfection transmitTake extra careWherever I sit Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Art Piece
I’m working on an art pieceTo stand upon the floorYou ask me what it’s all about?Watch…. You follow?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Stan We’ve Got a Problem
Stan (installer of our loo)Had to call him backSomething’s happened to itSeems it’s gone bit slack…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s Very Conscious of Visual Appearance in Toilet Installation
Mrs Jones, a toiletDid want (in con-fined space)I did the best I did, I didIn such a con-fined space…. I like it…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
We Called on Stan the Plumber
We called on Stan for problem(Heard he’s toilet trained)Showed him what the problem wasShowed us he’s got brain…. Why didn’t we think of that dear?………… We’re not clever like Stan……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Toilet
I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Donations from the Neighbours
We asked from all our neighboursWhat can you donateGive to build our lovely wallHelp us it create…. That’s our blue one in the middle dear…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Someone’s Been Spying
Someone’s been spying on meSitting on the tootWatch without me knowingWhere my bum I put…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 