toilet – Page 10 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan the Toilet Builder (and Mate)

Stan the toilet builderBuilt the toilet firstHis mate then built the holderWhich made the matter worse Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

The Perfect Seat For Your Loo

I like the feel of seashells when ISit on beach I doAnd thought why not extend ideaTo sitting on the loo Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Stan the Plumber. Loo Installation Expert

You do have tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inFor you to have a pee We love it Stan. We can blow kisses while in the bath…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member. Call Stan for your next job Don MatthewsNovember 2020

We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air Yes it does have a bit of a likeness…. He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Poet Don Reporting on Responding to Calls of Nature During the Night

If you need to pee in the nightAnd not wake up your brainSit down, wash hands, keep eyes closed butSwitch on the light refrain So the experts tell me…. Shit, I’ve hit my head…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Laila Andresen Mjelde ‘I Sit on the Toilet’

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. Welcome to theLMS TOILET STOP Here we present guest writers who specialise in theContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Laila Andresen Mjelde ‘I Sit on the Toilet’”