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Timber

Bought myself some timberBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensiveSo took it home myselfScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 11, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, timberLeave a comment on Timber

Timber

Transporting lengths of timberTakes a special skillAll of which I do haveWhen I van do fill DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, timber, van, vehicleLeave a comment on Timber

Stan Sorts a Problem

I bought this load of timberFrom the timber storeProblem with the packing butProblem now no more…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, stan, timber, van4 Comments on Stan Sorts a Problem

I’m Very Safety Conscious When Driving the Van (says Stan)

I’m very safety consciousWhenever driving vanUse the right equipmentAlways, when I can…. I always wear my boots…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 29, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, poetry, safety fail, timber, van3 Comments on I’m Very Safety Conscious When Driving the Van (says Stan)

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