Lots of practice have I hadBerthing liners fineJust keep your hands upon the wheelAnd she’ll be apples, fine…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Tag Archives: stan
Mechanic Stan
I own myself a forkliftAnd need to work on carThe forklift’s very usefulFor getting under car…. Safety is my motto…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stan the Label Applicator
I’ve had a lot of practiceWhere labels need to goWhere everyone can read themIs where they need to go…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stans Locksmith Company
I learnt my trade of fitting locksAt universityNow class myself an expertIn fitting locks for thee…. An example of my locksmanship…… Another happy customer…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stan We’ve Got a Problem
Stan (installer of our loo)Had to call him backSomething’s happened to itSeems it’s gone bit slack…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s Very Conscious of Visual Appearance in Toilet Installation
Mrs Jones, a toiletDid want (in con-fined space)I did the best I did, I didIn such a con-fined space…. I like it…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Shows Importance of Speed in Getting the Job Done
No-one likes a slackerNeed to get job doneSpeed is very vitalIf I’m to get job done…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Demonstrates His Crane-Driving Skills
Although this crane is differentTo one I drove beforeI know just what I’m doing…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
We Called on Stan the Plumber
We called on Stan for problem(Heard he’s toilet trained)Showed him what the problem wasShowed us he’s got brain…. Why didn’t we think of that dear?………… We’re not clever like Stan……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s Landscape Consulting Service
We wondered what to plant hereGo see Stan they saidCame up with the perfect answerSaid he used his head…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 