Guided by the guy in frontI mounted service rampWhen in place my foot I putOn brake, and hard did stamp…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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Stan. Big Machine Expert
Have had a lot of practice withRepairing big machinesSafety is my first concernFrom video is seen…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan and Perc Negotiate the Road Ahead
Had a bit of rain last nightLeft the road bit wetI’m expert driving in the rainHere we go you bet….. Don’t panic Perc, all under control…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan the Professional Erector
I am a trained erectorService round the clockMy work stands straight, does not fall downSolid as a rock…. I need your services Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan’s Sideline – Building Fountains
I’m very good with toiletFlush, where water goesLikewise with my fountainsWhere the water flows…. It’s very different Stan. We like it…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Does an Electrics Job
I went to universityStudied all the rulesFully safety conscious nowApplying all the rules…. Call Stan for your next electrical job…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Gets His Train Licence
Assisted by stoker Perc I’ve just received my licenceThis is my first train driveWhere do I find the brake Perc?When station I arrive?…. Was this the last station Perc?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Has a Leftover of Bricks
Ordered 1,000 bricks for job300 in excessDidn’t want to waste them(But think it looks a mess)…. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Lays More Bricks
Stan’s not always uselessWhen comes to laying bricksJust because I script himDoes not mean that he’s thick Always….. Well done Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Does His Weights and Measures
I did the weights and measuresTrigonometryShould have worked no problemEmbarrassing to see…. Please empathise with StanHe is trying…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 