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Turkey Logic

Iceland is named cos it’s got lots of ice India from Indian ink But Turkey’s got no turkeys strutting around Seems logic’s gone glug down the sink gobble.. gobble.. glug.. glug.. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Q&A on First ATM User

Here’s a question for you My followers (faithful all) (Yes Poet Don?…) Who was the first in the world to use Our ATM hole-in-the-wall ? (mumble..mumble…) (more mumble…mumble…) We give up…. Actor Reg Varney (On the Buses 1967)STAN!!! GET THAT BUS OUT!!!….. Golly gosh Poet Don, You are a goldmine of information…. Thankyou….

Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day

You all enjoy your honey ? (Yes Poet Don….) Must keep your eyes on ground You wouldn’t want to step on it As it goes walking round (blank looks all round….) Today is 10th July, yes?… Yes Poet Don…. Well today is ‘Don’t Step on a Bee Day’…. Oooh… His little flock of followers depart,Continue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day”

The Continuing Creation of Poet Don

I rhyme for my amusement Creating Poet Don He’s not like other poets Here one day, next day gone A character, he’s part of me A mouthpiece for my mind Witty, clever sometimes dumb But also very kind Keep up the good work PD….. Thankyou. I have a nice muse. He looks after me…. ??Continue reading “The Continuing Creation of Poet Don”

Tik Tok and Australian Security Concerns

I’m Chinese and own Tik Tok I hoover what I see Data from our users Down in Australie The Government of Australie are Expressing some concern That Tik Tok (owned by Chinese) Does data capture, learn Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Q&A on Cats

A cat lover has asked me this question What do you think I should suggest? The cat’s quite allergic to their kiddies What should I go tell them that’s best? Yes Johnny?…. Get rid of the kids…. Anyone else?…. Poet Don is a world expert on cat/owner relationshipsWe are honoured to have his expertise hereContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A on Cats”

Edna (Stavely Makepeace 1970)

English Coventry band Stavely Makepeace recorded ‘Edna’ in 1970. Several members then went on to become Lieutenant Pigeon, recording ‘Mouldy Old Dough’ Edna are twin sisters Edna I and 2 Charlestoning with boa Yodelay ee oo Dancing round (all black and white) Edna 1 and 2 Taddish mad (but oh such fun) There should beContinue reading “Edna (Stavely Makepeace 1970)”

Poet Don on Sugar

I pour my sugar in my coff From out of paper tubes It sinks to bottom glub glub glub (They said they’re out of cubes) Such wonderful words… Thankyou… Poet Don gets much of hisinspiration while staring at his coffee. What a wonderful inspiring poetto have in our presence.

Issues

Dealing with mental health issuesStep 1 Talk about itSo I am My issue is bipolar mania (We all do have issues of sorts) Mine I received on arriving Mine from my parents was caught The issue’s not so much the problem We all have to go with the flow It’s how we then deal withContinue reading “Issues”

Irresponsible and Selfish Beachgoers

Irresponsible and selfish were people Who flocked to beach Bournemouth UK (I know they were having a heatwave) No care about danger that day The beach it was jam-packed and crowded Social-distancing completely ignored All because people were selfish Will virus deaths now UK soar? Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Roads were gridlocked, illegal camping,excessive waste, anti-socialContinue reading “Irresponsible and Selfish Beachgoers”