I write a lot of twaddleI write a lot of rhymeDespite the time and effortI haven’t made a dime Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Tag Archives: rhyme
Publisher Wanted
I’m looking for a publisherA rhymy-loving typeWho wants to increase readership(I also offer skype) There are no skyping rhymers(Who offer two for one)I’ll skype for you both day or nightBuy me (before I’m done) Although my rhyme’s oft silly-likeThere’s serious undertonesA flippant/serious comboWaiting to get known Don MatthewsOctober 2021
A Perfect Fit
Rhyme you say so much to meYou crack me up with mirthYou help me look inside myselfAnd see what is of worth At times you do frustrate meCan’t make your lines go rhymeI guess I can’t expect them toGo balance every time I’ll bend you and do what I needTo make you say my bitYouContinue reading “A Perfect Fit”
A Decent Rhyme
Takes a bit of effortTakes a bit of timeAvoiding corny cliquesTo make a decent rhyme Jack and Jill was a struggle…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Jack and Jill’s Influence on my Rhyming Career
Why do I always write in rhymeAnd not in boring prose?Cos Jack and Jill went up the hillCos that’s why, there ya go’s Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Humour Don’t Sell Papers
I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”
Poet Don Reporting on a Little-Known Norwegian Village
Norway has a village Hell is called it’s name Every year it freezes over Each year (just the same) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest
His Name was Mr Marshall
There are many unusual first names todayFor a split second I got caught out when paying for petrol His name was Mr Marshall Or so his nametag said His Christian name was Covid I think I got misled Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
My Microwave’s Rebelling
My microwave’s rebelling Will not do what I say It’s rising up against me I am in charge. OBEY! Maybe it’s telling me it’s junk food…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don reporting on Pie Rates
In Jamaica a slice of pie costs Three dollars and fifty cents While in the adjacent Bahamas It’s five dollars and fifty cents Such are the pie rates of the Caribbean Poet Don is news reporter for FCSReporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 