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Tag Archives: rhyme

Stan Delivers the Paint

FCS Stan is a man of many talents Efficiency I’m top manNo wasting time for Stanget it off the truck (yep) quickQuickly as I can Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Stan Delivers the Paint

Hairdresser

Women always come to me(Despite they have to wait)They like my different styles of cutsI’m into cutting straight Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Hairdresser

A Challenge For You Architect

A challenge for you architectA geometrical House is what I’m looking forPyramidical Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inA challenge for you architectTags:poetry, rhyme2 Comments on A Challenge For You Architect

Head Over Dick

Me and me mate had this ideaOne we had seen in the flicksIt started out fine till it turned outTurned out shit head over dick Idea was to ramp in and dodge the columns Jack. What went wrong?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Head Over Dick

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slant

Write something incorporating the word ‘slant’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLANT Slant it yep?Slant it no?Slant the last rhyme?Yep how now Yep yepHow nowWot for?Dunno? Best I could do Fan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, slantLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slant

Umpire

Gotta watch closelyThey stick by the rulesLower and lowerI watch for the rules Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:floor, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, umpire, wrestling6 Comments on Umpire

Jungle Visit Preparation

Just made a visitTo Jungle of ShopFix up my bottomHave fixed up my top Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:clothing, humour, jungle, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Jungle Visit Preparation

Priscilla . Security Guard

Priscilla is FCS resident cat The Istanbul RailwaysAppointed me guardA privileged position(Job’s easy not hard) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme, security, trainLeave a comment on Priscilla . Security Guard

Playground

I love it in the playgroundDaddy helping meSwings and different whizzy thingsDaddy helping me Wheeee….. Shit, you alright sweetie? Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dad, fall, humour, playground, poetry, rhyme6 Comments on Playground

Chair

Going going cheapThis chair from House of JeepComfortable to sit onBe quick before it gone Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, chair, humour, jeep, poetry, rhyme, selling3 Comments on Chair

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