My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
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Roald Dahl Rewriters Move on to Shakespeare
We’ve axed offensive language fromThe works Roald Dahl hereWe now are moving to the worksThe works of Will Shakespeare DM
Rock Concert
Concert (rock) fantasticWore my sexy dressWas not too revealingSaw (yep) Johnny Depp Go Johnny…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Publisher Hires Sensitivity Readers
We’ve hired a group of readers toRevise our history booksRemoving facts offensive toSome groups who read our books We are indeed further greasing the slippery slope Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Sprayer
I bought this fancy sprayerMarket (new) it wasYou ask me why I bought itNo reason, just becos Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
House for Sale
House for saleMust be seenStunning doneOrange theme From a real estate agent ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Car
Got met-al detectorWent to look for carWhere I thought I’d parked itHello? There you are? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Green Bows to Orange
Green it bows to orangeOrange bows to yellowYellow’s got a problemProblem don’t know what? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Abandoned and Neglected
Many tickets sold fromThe ticket office thereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Attempt
Write something incorporating the word ‘attempt’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ATTEMPT I’m struggling with my ode tonightAttempt tonight is shotI’ve had a little much to drinkMy ode tonight is not Hic…… DM
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