religion – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I See the Light

You see the light?You see it? Where?I have done lookedThere’s nothing there DM

Spiritual and Techno

We are at the forefront ofOf technologySpiritual and technoCombined both we be DM

Sing Hail Mary

Sing hail MaryRock the boatClap your hands andRock the float DM

Baptism

Into the holy watersBaptise I you my friendYour sins are all forgivenTo heaven now ascend DM

Aisle 11

My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

My wife divorced me for religious reasons.She worshipped money and I didn’t have any

Pavement Beggar

I’ve made things easy for youDeciding what to giveI need all your donationsTo eat and also live…. I didn’t know weed-smokers was a religion?……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Marcy Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Marcy was a sweetie(Religious as they come)Sang about the gospel trainWhile her cover’s done Say hello to Marcy everyone (couch) Production Notes Outfits from the Studio Christmas cupboard Marcy’s carer was good in helping little Marcy feel at homeIt can be overwhelming for a littleContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Marcy Job”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis found a baby(Francis was a friar)Found poor baby nobodyNestled in a tyre Production Notes Perc did a successful clown act to animate baby. Well done Perc Post Production Notes After its traumatic experience in the tyre (and with the loving help of Francis)it isContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Ava was a sweetieDoing all God’s willShe claimed to be his puppetAttached strings (she paid bill)…. All were happy….. Production Notes Perc on ladder kept strings up Post Production Notes Ava, in her kindness, has sent us her record With God pulling the strings ThankyouContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job”