A doctor dunny’s being madeThe seat tells your blood pressureIt also measures heartbeat, pulseWhile you sit there at leisure The bowl will also analyseYour urine, stool as wellReport results right back to youIf doctor needed, tell The Wellness Toilet will notbe available for some time Don MatthewsFebruary 2021 https://au.pcmag.com/health-fitness/84805/totos-wellness-toilet-will-analyze-your-poop
Tag Archives: poetry
Get Out My Way Cat
I want to go upstairs, butPriscilla’s in the wayCome on cat, move your bodyMove, do what say……. grrrrrrr… meow ….get lost Ralph Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
This Poet
This poet that I know ofHe writes so differentlyNot the normal bland stuffThe stuff you often see Often plain and simpleHe can be complex tooA mix of pathos/humourPut on screen to view He taught me how to rhyme like thisWhen all is said and doneBut most of all he taught meThe art of having funContinue reading “This Poet”
TV Is Having a Bad Effect on Priscilla
Cilla has been watchingWatching on TVToo much crime and violenceResult you now can see…… I’m gonna have to restrict her viewing times…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Ralph’s Not Happy
What’s the matter RalphYou’re looking rather cheesedOff with dear PriscillaYou don’t look at all pleased……. She’s taken my bed…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Follows, Likes and Comments
‘Follows’ do not mean much toMe initiallyIt’s ‘likes’ and ‘comments’ followingAbout my poetry Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Lizzy’s Hogging Food-Bowl
Lizzy’s hogging food-bowlCilla’s not impressedPuts her view ‘cross firmlyDon’t bugger round don’t mess…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
I Write For My Amusement
I write for my amusementShould it amuse you tooTag along behind meChoogaloogaloo You may think my stuff’s puerileI don’t care if you doI write for my amusementChoogaloogaloo The FCS characters I have created provide me with lots of amusement Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
We Are a Top-Clean Restaurant
We are a top-clean restaurantNo pests/diseases hereInspected by the Board of HealthCome eat here with no fear…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
There’s Not Enough Of Silly
There’s not enough of sillySilly on the netIt’s all too deep and serious(Most that I’ve read/met) I do at times like serious(As titled in my site)But interest, no, in seriousEvery day and night Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 