Hello? what is that I seeLying in the road?It should be lying on not inOn, not in the road…. So that’s where I left it?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
I’m Busy Getting Wedded
I’m busy getting wedded(Drink up, lets have a beer)Everyone is happyFull of wedding cheer…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Priscilla Rules the Roost at FCS
At FCS Priscilla’s bossWhile I’m just a mere manI run to every beck and callPlease Don, open my can? Yes sweetie, top-of-the-range pilchards tonight… Meow….. Notice she’s well-mannered. I’ve taught her to say please….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
This Insane Place I’m In
Can’t fly back to my countryCompletely out of luckFlights are banned from enteringThis insane place, I’m stuck We’re running out of oxygenRunning out of testsBurning bodies everywhereDon’t know what to do best? They let us gather, thousandsWithout the need of masksThis is insane governingNot mandating masks Lining up at polling boothsSocial distancingJust goes out theContinue reading “This Insane Place I’m In”
Stan and Perc Close Road for Repairs
We’ve got some road repairs to doEmployed Percy and StanNeed to close the road for whileDetour if you can…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Airline Service
We at British Airways(What would you like to eat?)We’ll cook whatever you desireWhat number is your seat?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stringing Words Together
Stringing words togetherSorta willy-nillyHoping in the end they come outSorta sane not silly You often do the opposite…… Do I?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Designs a Medal
I went to universityLearnt my 1, 2, 3Now putting it to practiceSee how good I be? Well done Stan…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Cilla Likes to Be Right Up
Cilla likes to be right upLike all cats (their goal)Casts her pussy eyes aroundFor a local pole…. I’m gonna have to train her not to do this…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Graffiti Buddies
We are a group of buddiesGraffiting here and thereAny spot that we can findWe don’t leave empty, bare…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 