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Aunty’s Birthday

Today is aunty’s birthdayThis lovely card I sentWith special font to show my loveA font with lean and bent…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 4, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:birthday, humour, poetry12 Comments on Aunty’s Birthday

Baker

I am a happy bakerCome see what I’ve gotFour and twenty blackbirdsBaked up nice and hot…. Where’s the blackbirds?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 4, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:baker, blackbirds, humour, perverse, playground, poetry2 Comments on Baker

Kick the Ball Son

Come and kick the ball sonKicking’s lotsa funKick it back to me nowKick it back now son….. What’s the problem son?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 4, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:ball, humour, kicking, poetry6 Comments on Kick the Ball Son

Tall Poppy

I’ve just started to blossomJust broken through the groundHave to watch the mowerKeen to cut me down…. Some potential tall poppies given support and attention develop into true tall poppies as illustrated at back Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 3, 2021Posted inPawel KuczyskiTags:mowing, poetry, satire, tall poppy2 Comments on Tall Poppy

Stan Solves a Bin Burglary Problem

Was called to solve a problemOf someone burgling binsSo built a gate to stop themStop them getting in….. Boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 3, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:burglary, garbage bin, gate, humour, poetry, stan3 Comments on Stan Solves a Bin Burglary Problem

Birthday Cake, Masks and Covid

I’ve just had my 50th birthdayBlown out all the candles on cakeCut cake into 50 small slicesPlease take off your masks and partake For he’s a jolly good…… Funny ? I’ve been tested positive ?……. So have I ?…….. And me ?…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 3, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:birthday, Covid, humour, masks, poetry3 Comments on Birthday Cake, Masks and Covid

Thumbs Up Kiddies

Thumbs up kiddies come and rideCome and ride my slideEnter top you’ll out at bottomFind out what’s inside…. There’s nothing inside mummy?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 2, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, playground, poetry, slide3 Comments on Thumbs Up Kiddies

Stan’s Top Award Toaster

While attending trade schoolI made this thing for toastWent on to win great top awards(Despite not liking toast) ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 2, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, poetry, stan, toaster2 Comments on Stan’s Top Award Toaster

Little Boys in Belgium

We’re little boys in BelgiumBlue, red, yellow, greenHolding up our archesStraight, so they don’t lean…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 2, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, poetry3 Comments on Little Boys in Belgium

Poet Don Reporting on Sarah and her Shawl

Poet Don writes his reports in quill and ink -he’s old school Sarah in a shawlShovels soft snowSoftly and slowlyBut snow was a no-go Why?…… Only Sarah knows…… Why Sarah?……. No answer…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 2, 2021Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:humour, poetry, snow, tongue twister3 Comments on Poet Don Reporting on Sarah and her Shawl

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