As poet I won’t change the worldPollies will do thatSo I will just keep writing onWriting dis and dat Don Matthews(For FCS Sunday Column)October 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Stan Flies Into Hong Kong. No Worries
I’ve done this plenty times before(Hello Mrs Jones)She’s seen me (now she’s waving back)Ahead my runway cones…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Wheee….
Wheee! it’s fun here zooming downWaiting for the landAt the other end of itNice soft bed of sand…. Wheee…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Disgusting Tragedy
This one has no humourDisgusting tragedyPhotograph explains itScroll down and you’ll see…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Fire Extinguisher
A fire has just broke outI gotta put it outWhere the hell is it?Use eyes you silly git…. Where?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Nearly Had a Heart Attack
Nearly had a heart attackNearly took a rideNearly got out wrong sideGot out other side…. Jeez that was close…… Why did we put the bath here dear?……. Stan said it was the in thing……. Don Matthews September 2021
What a Lovely 1930 Idea
What a lovely ideaLet’s buy packets, threeThe children will be fascinatedOn our Christmas tree…. 5 years hence. Why am I feeling sick dear?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Bike Rider
I’m riding in the bike laneWhat a lovely dayAway from cars and very safeHappy, feelin’ gay…. Jeez, the could’ve angled it slightly…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear
My seat has got a problem dearWhen I comfy getIt drops me on my right side(Not on my left side yet)…. I don’t understand why dear?…… They advertised the holiday units ideal for seniors?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Builds a Water Slide Like No Other
A kiddies water slide I’ve builtSo safe they won’t get kiltAll enclosed no falling outThis water slide I’ve built…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 