Just finished, yep, my days workCar’s looking bit like shitWill just drop into carwashAnd wash the shit off it…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Pussy
Yes I’ve tasted PussyAnd yes it’s very yumI recommend it to youWhy don’t you go try some…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair
Up you go there kiddiesUp, then round and roundI’ll be waiting here for youHere when you come down…. Where’s Uncle Fan?…… He’s in bed with a bad cold……Poor Uncle Fan. Get better quick Uncle Fan……Uncle Fan’s more gentle…… Sorry, Uncle Stan’s the best we could do…… Isn’t it nice the kiddies are thinking of youContinue reading “Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair”
I’ve Reached 666 Followers. Yay!
Don’t need congratulationsNor ringing bell ding dingI’ve reached 6-6-6 followersWhich doesn’t mean a thing What matters is the comments andLikes which I do getAnd not 6-6-6 followersOf which I’ve never met There is no correlation‘Tween followers and likesIt’s just a feel-good ploy usedAnd doesn’t mean a thing Go home….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
A Challenge for you Architect
A challenge for you architectI want inside of meSomething very differentAn unseen mystery…. Rooms built inside colossus statue, Florence 16th century Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
G.K. Chesterton, Cheese, and Me
“Poets have been mysteriously silenton the subject of cheese” GK ChestertonEnglish author and critic GK says he was unaware of my contribution in this areaPity…… ODE TO CHEESE I’m sitting in the restaurantStaring at my cheeseDon’t know what to write aboutAny idea please? Think it’s thinking something upIt’s trembling (on the spot)Of course my littleContinue reading “G.K. Chesterton, Cheese, and Me”
A Challenge for you Architect
A challenge for you architectOur family keeps growingWe’d like to stay but need more roomWe’re up to overflowing…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Snow Plough
Went on my daily walkOn the usual trackSnow on road had all been clearedSaw this coming back…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fly Swatter
This bloody fly annoyed meSo out my swatter gotThe fly did meet it’s makerThe swatter caught it got…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022