Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Orientation

Write something incorporating the word ‘orientation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ORIENTATION I’m hanging upside down from ceil(Which doesn’t feel quite right)My orientation’s buggered, shotI’m hanging from the light What you doing to me Fan?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe

Write something incorporating the word ‘clairvoyant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROBE I am a little butterflyI probe with my proboscisA warning, don’t come near meIt’s long, strong and colossus Sheesh Fan stay clear….. She sounds a monster…… Wouldn’t wanna get shafted with a giant proboscisContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe”

Anti-Vaxxer Kayne Wests’s Planned Tour of Australia Spells Trouble

Kayne, no anti-vaxxersVaxxers can come inHeard ’bout Novak Djokovic?Didn’t work with him You must be double vaccinVaccinated KayneThose are the rules regardlessDon’t Djokovic again My lawyers’ll sort it out . No worries…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022