Someone’s been spying on meSitting on the tootWatch without me knowingWhere my bum I put…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
My Wife and I
My wife an I we exerciseOn loo (we use our brain)I try real hard and grunt I doShe wins again, again…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan in Charge of Signage
Important job they’ve given meMy first assignment shownTook a lot of thought it didMy sign’s now all round town…. I’m getting lots of nods of approval…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Sitting on the Foreshore
We’re sitting on the foreshore(Drinking cups of tea)Look what’s going by dear(Enjoying scenery)…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Trivial
Write something incorporating the word ‘trivial’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRIVIAL It crossed her mind to pushPush his hand awayBut seemed at moment trivialTo push his hand away She didn’t….. I daren’t think of the consequences Fan…….. DM
Shit the Wheel Just Came Off Love
Shit the wheel’s just come off We could be in a pooSubstitute’s the answerSubstitute I’ll do…. That’s clever darling………… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imposition
Write something incorporating the word ‘imposition’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMPOSITION Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies We’ve struck an impositionWhere we ply our tradeThey’ve closed the roads for roadworksOn hold, we’ve put our laids They didn’t even consult us Fan?…… But we got aContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imposition”
My Car and Snow Experience
The blizzard was horrendousCovered everythingWent to get car after meltRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Stan on snowplough duty?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn everything re looWe had a minor remakeGave him the job to do…. We asked the question. He said jump…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Priscilla Goes for her Sunday Stroll
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Each Sunday I look forward toMy owner calling meCilla, time for us to strollAnd view the scenery…. meow…… Don MatthewsApril 2022