No experience neededSo the notice saysYes I need new challengeSo the notice says…. honk honk…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Daddy Feed Me Please
Daddy can you feed meFood upon the spoonI will line me mouth upDaddy it’s full moon…. Oh?… So it is son Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Solves a Pole Problem
The pole was in the wayWe couldn’t take it outAn easy solution Stan did findHe found an easy route…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Outrageous
Write something incorporating the word ‘outrageous’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO OUTRAGEOUS Some think we’re outrageousOthers think we’re greatAll in all we do our bestAs on the streets we wait DM
Hotel Loneliness
If you’re feeling lonelyStaying in your roomSimply call receptionAnd we will help you out……. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hotel Weather
While staying at our hotelThe guide here it will tellYou the current situationAnd ’bout the rain which fell…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Changes a Tyre
Jacked the car up readyFor to change the wheelSpare one went in perfectlyEasy (no big deal)…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Downing Street’s in Trouble
Downing Street’s in troubleRudder’s dropped off (lost)One, two, three, four hinges goneCould be to captain’s cost Crew are disaffectedBoat is sinking fastHoles appearing everywhere(Also gone the mast) Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak have both paid fines for breaking Covid lockdown regulations by attending a gathering in Downing Street.An investigation by the MetropolitanContinue reading “Downing Street’s in Trouble”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Scent
Write something incorporating the word ‘scent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SCENT The chicks say I’m a hunk-manAnd have a sexy scentThen why is it that down belowI’m never strait but bent? Think the fella’s got a problem Fan…… DM
Travel Plans
There is a placeI’d like to seeBut don’t have moneySo have to dream…. I don’t have to dream…..,. Don MatthewsApril 2022