poetry – Page 134 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Thankyou NHS

After hip replacementNHS have guideFor your sexual pleasureThankyou NHS DM

Timber

Transporting lengths of timberTakes a special skillAll of which I do haveWhen I van do fill DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Primary

Write something incorporating the word ‘primary’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PRIMARY Primary line is first lineSecondary twoThird line (yep) is tertiaryQuaternary is fourth Yep…… DM

Spiritual and Techno

We are at the forefront ofOf technologySpiritual and technoCombined both we be DM

Round and Round

What is going on?Doesn’t make much senseI keep going round and roundDoesn’t make no sense? DM

Sing Hail Mary

Sing hail MaryRock the boatClap your hands andRock the float DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Toilet

Write something incorporating the word ‘toilet’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TOILET Another word for toiletAnother word is johnSo on my keyboard, fingersFingers keyboard on DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Size

Write something incorporating the word ‘size’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SIZE My ode today is simpleFour lines (simple sizeMy head is empty, uselessCan only think os scries Divine by gazing into crystals…… How’s about that…… DM

Mask

Funny sort of maskWonder what it’s forMaybe he’s a biter?Wonder what it’s for DM

Donor

I offer real good serviceI’m fit and healthy tooIf you require my servicesJust ring I’m here for you DM