Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Splatter

Write something incorporating the word ‘splatter’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SPLATTER Splatter in Croatian isCroatian is prskatiSo what goes with prskati (yep)?My head is saying clarty (Britain, Northern England and Scotland dialect)Sticky and foul; dirty, filthy, muddy…… How’s about that…… DM