Poet Don enlighten us Re your botted chair In which you rest your weary bot Of cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I, like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society ReportingContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair”
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Poet Don Reports on Chairman Mao’s Method for Reviving His Youthful Ying
We have received requests for our news anchor Poet Don to research more into the goings-on of Chairman Mao. He has come up with the goods. To re-vigorate Mao’s aging body He thought an idea was to try Sleeping with many fertile maidens With as many he could find (and then lie) Many ended upContinue reading “Poet Don Reports on Chairman Mao’s Method for Reviving His Youthful Ying”
Poet Don Reminiscing on Hit Parades
Good morning my flock… Good morning Poet Don…. Hands up all those who like listening to records?…. (Puzzled looks all round?…) Back in the days of the 50’s (My memory’s now starting to fade) I radio-listened at 6 every night To my favourite half-hour hit parade What did they hit Poet Don?….
Poet Don on Washing with Soap
You don’t hear this no more my flock What do we not now hear?…. Your mummy saying flannel/soap Wash behind your ears My mummy did last night Poet Don…. So did mine…. Poet Don is an expert in current parent/child language.We are honoured to have him with us He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on Washing with Soap”
Poet Don Reporting on Chairman Mao’s Teeth
Chinese leader Mao Zedong Dined on yummy roe Never ever brushed his teeth Thought you’d like to know You are a mine of information…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society Reporting on FCS daily, we are privilegedto have him as our news anchorContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Chairman Mao’s Teeth”
Poet Don on Sweet Bippy
Hand up all those who like chips?…. I do….I do….I do…. Poet Don When I was a boy in my school pants I also liked eating a chippy Us school kids would then rough and tumble And say “Mate you bet your sweet bippy” (Blank looks all round….) (I tried….) Poet Don is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don on Sweet Bippy”
Poet Don in his Off Time
Poet Don is a valued member of the FCS Team, and comes to us from the esteemed Poets Society.We are honoured to have him as our news anchor He broadcasts daily on FCS at 6pm Adelaide Austalia time
Poet Don on Invite an Alien to Live with you Day. 21 July
Today my flock we celebrate Inviting friend aliens come stay To share our bed, breakfast and table To beam themselves down here to stay Beam on down ET…bed waiting… (Johnny, our youngest flock member….) He’s lost my address Poet Don?…. Oh dear…. We believe this could be ET looking for Johnny’s house…..
Poet Don on What’s This Thing?
I know you’ve all got Iphones Yes Poet Don…. But what’s this pic on screen? Where might you just have seen this thing? (Note , it’s red not green) (all nodding for red…..) (mumble…mumble….) Doctor Who?…. Well done…. It also has a telephone inside…. (blank looks all round….) You put money in the slot toContinue reading “Poet Don on What’s This Thing?”
Poet Don on Masterpieces
God created woman Second, first was man One always makes a rough draft ‘Fore masterpiece one can Well said…. Thankyou ladies….
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 