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Poet Don Reporting on World Mosquito Day, 20 August
Join with me as round the world all Haters of mozzies unite Sweet little insect bloodsuckers Looking for bodies to bite Poet Don is FCS news anchorReporting on things of interestand no interest at all
Poet Don Reports on Napoleon B
Napoleon Bonapart of France Was right shit-scared of cats He gobbled food, was a chocolate freak And dat my friends is dat Well I’ll be…. Poet Don is FCS news anchor And a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Poet Don and his Botted Chair
I’m sitting in the cafe My favourite chair’s been got The curvature I put it in Don’t suit the gotter’s bot Sorry to hear your chair’s been taken…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society
We Are a Happy Family
I write about Priscilla Poet Don, you too We are a happy family Cock a doodle doo I write about our rooster A manic one at that We are a happy family And dat my friend is dat You may think I am silly I might have lost the plot We are a happy familyContinue reading “We Are a Happy Family”
Poet Don Teaches the Class Division
Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”
Poet Don on a Little-Known Frog Fact
To grow, little froggies must catch/eat Insects living in Froggie Hollow On spying a treat they leap forward, chomp/eat Then close their eyes as it they swallow You’re a mine of information…. Thankyou… Poet Don has travelled the world looking into the eyes of frogs (as they swallow). He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on a Little-Known Frog Fact”
Poet Don Converses with his Favourite Cafe Chair
My chair was not taken, it beckoned Come sit with me while you partake Your favourite cappuccino, Vittoria What pleasant conversation can we make? (I think he’s losing the plot….) Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day
Poet Don reporting Breaking news for you! World is falling ‘part on 10th Needing lots of glue Bit of a worry… Yes my son…. Please donate all full/part-full tubes of glue to Poet Don’s GLUE BACK THE WORLD DAY (11TH) Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here withContinue reading “Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day”
Poet Don Reporting on Clouds (over morning coffee)
Poet Don reporting Ground-breaking news today Coffee froth went up my nose And clouds are coloured grey Powerful words…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is a world expert on cloud colouringsWe are honoured to have him with us Reporting on FCS daily, we are privileged to have him as our news anchor
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 