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Bloon

I’m gonna blow a bloon upDespite the sign says noI chose the colour pink I didCos matches me real so Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan and Perce Take Down a Tree

Stan (with apprentice Perc) is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We’ve done this many times beforeStart by chaining trunkHold up so to guide the fallRun get out of way What went wrong Perc?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Litigious

Write something incorporating the word ‘litigious’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITIGIOUS I’m feeling liti-igiousI’m in a shitty snitchMy lover’s done a runner (yep)A runner, shitty bitch She’s gonna pay Fan…… My lawyer says cool it…… We gotta think this through. She’s a smart shitty bitch……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Litigious”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Baby Lu-Lu Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Lu-Lu was a sweetieLovely golden locksDoggies yapped for Jesus(Worked for label Vox) Production Notes Poodles, stuffed, Studio warehouse Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe Lu-Lu was concerned the poodles would poopWe said not to worry. They were properlyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Baby Lu-Lu Job”

Oval Preparation

Preparing for a Test MatchThe ground it must look goodThe grass needs to be fertilisedAnd real as green grass should Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Ralph Takes His First Flight

Ralph is FCS resident dog They gave me some headphonesTo drown out the droneMy owner put arm roundTo make me at home Gulp…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Priscilla. Shit, What Woke Me?

Priscilla is FCS resident cat In a deep Deep deep sleepShit, what woke me?Shit what did? Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Poet Don Q&A on Botted Chair

Poet Don enlighten usRe your botted chairIn which you rest your weary botOf cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wally Whyton Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Wally was a singerAcoustic guitar playedLoved his dear old motherSang as cover made Production Notes Wally wanted is mum to recognise him Post Production Notes His mother was overjoyed to see her son’s record in all the record shops Wally sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wally Whyton Job”

Rock Show Dicker

I’m a rock show dickerHe’s a rock show dicker (backing vocals)I’m a rock dip-stickerYep a rock dip-sticker Dip-stick dip-stickYay yay yay I’m a rock show bonkerHe’s a rock show bonkerAnd a honk honk honkerYep, a honk honk honker If ya wanna see a rockerWith a flicky dicky flockerAnd a wonky wonky donkGive a honk honkContinue reading “Rock Show Dicker”