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Sink

Had a bit of problemHow to put the sinkEnded with solutionEnded up with kink DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, kitchen, poetry, rhyme, sink2 Comments on Sink

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (loft beam)

$1million San Francisco loft has this diagonal support beam cutting across kitchen There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 21, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:beam, kitchen, loft, san francisco1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (loft beam)

Stan Builds a Shimmering Kitchen

I specialize in kitchensOf a different kindHere’s a sample of my work(On the bench I signed…) Stan was here…… Not professional boss?….. You can’t see it. It’s under the cake. Boss said don’t let the owners see.Sorted…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, kitchen, poetry, stan5 Comments on Stan Builds a Shimmering Kitchen

Stan Finds Space for the Toilet

We were bit squashed for spaceSo had to put it thereThe Board of Health OK’d itDon’t think they really care…. We like it Stan. Quick pop-up in-between cooking the peas…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 8, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:humour, kitchen, poetry, stan, toilet4 Comments on Stan Finds Space for the Toilet

Jeez Priscilla

That’s a kitchen itemWhich I use quite a bitIt’s not for your enjoymentA place for you to sit…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:caty, kitchen, poetry2 Comments on Jeez Priscilla

Granite Countertops Company

We are proud kitchen makers ofGranite tops (with sheen)All our details are now up onYour computer screen….. Shit Stan! I thought you’d checked everything…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 9, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:humour, kitchen, poetry, spider10 Comments on Granite Countertops Company

Learner Cooker

Just started learning cookingIn love with it I fellMy first attempt at cookingI think I went quite well Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 23, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:cooking, kitchen1 Comment on Learner Cooker

Sorry Honey

I’m oh so sorry honeyDid I do something wrong?I put the board down on the plateDid I leave it too long? Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:kitchen, plastic cutting board, stove burnerLeave a comment on Sorry Honey

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