japan – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (lateness certificate)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

I Look After

I look afterAfter meJust scroll downHave looksee DM

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (barcode)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Submarines

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Black Magic Woman’ Japan Version Buddy Guy

I love this…… George “Buddy” Guy (born July 30, 1936) is an American blues guitarist and singer. He is an exponent of Chicago blues who has influenced generations of guitarists including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jeff Beck, Gary Clark Jr. and John Mayer. In the 1960s, Guy played with Muddy Waters as a session guitarist at Chess Records and began a musical partnership with blues harp virtuoso Junior Wells. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

My Own Festival

The pink thing you see sticking upInto the sky is meEach year Japan they borrow meTo worship and adore…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Toilet Choices

Hello? this is interesting(Sitting on the loo)Opera, jazz or heavy rockTo mask the sound I do….. I think I’ll choose opera and the soft warm spray this time……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

A Pub in Japan Has These Toilets

A pub in Japan has these toiletsWith dolls which wake up when you sitThen start singing happy Jap melodiesWhich to many would frighten the shit…. And then move slowly towards you and kiss your knees…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021 I think they could have chosen a better song……..

Olympics Now Transferred to Australia

Olympics have now been transferredDownunder (where it’s Covid-free)Japan’s become way far too riskyOlympics now here they will be Don MatthewsJune 2021

Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It

I am a Ja-pan comicIt’s true I’m rather bigHe thought I should be lowered downInto Games as pig Hiroshi Sasaki, creative director, quit after an uproar over his proposal for Naomi Watanbe, 33, to be lowered into the stadium in an ‘Olympig’ costume. “(Watanbe) wearing a cute pink costume and sticking her tongue out asContinue reading “Lowered Into Japan’s Olympic Games Opening Ceremony as a Pig Just Didn’t Quite Hit It”