humour – Page 99 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Baseball

I’m learning how to baseballSlowly getting betterKeeping eye on ball I’m toldMakes me a better hitter Scroll down… Shit, you OK son?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ascertain

Write something incorporating the word ‘ascertain’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ASCERTAIN I’m running out of ideasRunning out of juiceI gotta use word ascertainMy head’s unshackled, loose DM

Treehouse

We built our houseAround a treeScroll down now andHave looksee DM

Over the Wall

Over the wallIs simply doneWhen you co-ordinateWith more than one Scroll down… DM

Catwalk

Strolling down the catwalkCoat that we know willTake off (yep) in winterLook cool against the chill Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Explode

Write something incorporating the word ‘explode’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EXPLODE My poetry’s explode-ingExploding on the screenFull of worthless nonsenseNonsense to be seen Yep DM

Socks

Where are the socksThe socks that you took?Don’t sit there all silentAll silent and look Scroll down… DM

Barbie

Mummy can you buy meBuy me Barbie dollSo I can practice shavingPlease mummy? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Emphatic

Write something incorporating the word ’emphatic’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EMPHATIC Emphatic in Croatian isEmfatican in CroatI’m learning (yep) CroatianI’ll finish on this note Not quite (Yep yep) in Croatian(Yep yep) is da daI’m leaning (da) CroatianLong way to go by far Yep DM

Notch

I’ve put the weights and measuresUp another notchMy trainer says this helps toDevelop up my crotch Scroll down… DM