This one’s OKThis one’s shitShit goes elsewhereElsewhere it Scroll down… DM
Tag Archives: humour
Rock
Rock won’t go inRock too bigMake it smallerMake less big Scroll down… Shit…… DM
Rachel and Andrew
Was given job as extraFor Rachel and AndrewI their lovely wedding filmWas placed on rail with view Scroll down… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Grip
Write something incorporating the word ‘grip’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GRIP My odes they are a’grip(ping)Grip(ping) to the endFull of wiseness, wisdomGrip(ping) to the end DM
Bath
Bought myself a bathBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensiveSo took it home myself Scroll down… DM
Ralph and Charlie
Ralph and Charlie are great friendsThey play real happilyAfraid of each they’re never notScroll down and have looksee DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Vivid
Write something incorporating the word ‘vivid’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VIVID Vivid is in French (yep)Masculine is vifFeminine is la vive viveMy head’s come up with chiff The characteristic sound made as partof the attack of certain notes on the organ…… Well I’ll be…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Primordial
Write something incorporating the word ‘primordial’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PRIMORDIAL Today my head’s not sleepyMy head has woken upGotta use primordialMy head’s not sleepy nup DM
Howdy Folks
Howdy folksJust jetted inHowdy folksRhymes now finScroll down… DM
Texting while he’s Walking
Texting while he’s walkingSurroundings unawareGirlfriend has just texted backWalks on without a care Scroll down… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 