humour – Page 95 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Uproar

Write something incorporating the word ‘uproar’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO UPROAR Today’s word (yep) is uproarSynonym is mayhemMy head is still el blankoCan only think of clem A testicle.(slang)….. Golly gosh…… DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Rubbish

I’ve got a bag of rubbishTo throw up on the skipReady steady one two threeThrow up from the hip Scroll down… Oh shit…… DM

Meryl

Meryl is our leaderMeryl knows the wayWe will follow Meryl cosMeryl knows the way Scroll down… DM

Shake Before Use

Ladies watch me carefullyHow to apply the creamImportant, shake before you useAnd make sure face is clean Scroll down… Shit…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Eloquent

Write something incorporating the word ‘eloquent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ELOQUENT My odes are always eloquentEloquent in rhymeEloquent in nonsenseNonsense every time DM

Sky

I’m, sitting here and wonderingLooking at the skyWondering what is falling downWondering what and why? Scroll down… DM

Dog

I’m sitting at the fence I amWatching cars go byWondering why you’re laughing at meLaughing at me, why? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Brittle

Write something incorporating the word ‘brittle’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BRITTLE Brittle in CroatianIs lom-l-jiv in CroatI’m learning me CroatianI’ll finish on this note DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Splatter

Write something incorporating the word ‘splatter’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SPLATTER Splatter in Croatian isCroatian is prskatiSo what goes with prskati (yep)?My head is saying clarty (Britain, Northern England and Scotland dialect)Sticky and foul; dirty, filthy, muddy…… How’s about that…… DM