humour – Page 73 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Biting

Practicing my bitingBiting nice and slowPracticing my bitingWherever did it go? Scroll down… Shit, where’d it go?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Attractive

Write something incorporating the word ‘attractive’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ATTRACTIVE Attractive (yep) said backwardsIs ive ending attractMy head is useless, emptyJust thinking of entracte Alternative form of entr’acte [An interval between two acts of a play or opera…… How’s about that…… DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Holland Trio Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Hollands wanted coverBrother, sisters (3)Bass, contralt, sopranoHolland Trio (3) Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Photographer Perc got that lovely now let us thank him smileWell done Perc Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Post Production Notes Praise the Lord We hope youContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Holland Trio Job”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Calories

Write something incorporating the word ‘calories’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CALORIES Today’s word (yep) is caloriesWhat a stupid wordMy head is still el blankoThis poem is absurd DM

Ladder

When I’m climbing laddersSafety is my goalSafety is my mottoSafety is my goal Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Stalemate

Write something incorporating the word ‘stalemate’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STALEMATE Stalemate (yep) said backwardsIs mate finished with staleMy head’s still empty, uselessCan only think of quale (philosophy) An instance of subjective,conscious experience…… Well I’ll be…… DM

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted view with toiletToilet with a viewStan came to our rescue now haveToilet with a view Scroll down… We love it Stan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Crack

Write something incorporating the word ‘crack’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CRACK Crack (yep) in CroatianPukotina (Croat)I’m learning me CroatianPukotina (Croat) DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cunning

Write something incorporating the word ‘cunning’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUNNING (yep) today it’s cunningBack it’s ing and cunnMy head is useless, emptyCan only think of jun A monetary unit of North Korea and formerlyof South Korea, equal to one hundredth of a won……. WellContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cunning”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Bill, Mary and Jim Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Bill and Mary, Jim (yep)Their love was slipping ‘wayAfraid we couldn’t help themWhat more could we say? Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Photographer Perc got that lovely gospel smileWell done Perc Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Post Production Notes Praise the LordContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Bill, Mary and Jim Job”