A question for my flock…. Yes Poet Don?…. If all is not lost Where is it?| (mumble…mumble) Hiding under a rock?…
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Who Let this Aussie Loose?
Who let this Aussie loose? In the bloggersphere Destroying all that’s sacred All that we hold dear ‘Twas me WP… whimper…whimper,… Sorry… . Shit? am I that explosive? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Reporting on 17 July. World Emoji Day
Listen in my loyal flock Today we’re duty bound To thank all mojis round the world Who lift us when we’re down baa…baa …. Three baas for emoji Shaun…. baa….baa….baa….
Vacuum Cleaner
Have you ever given thought When cleaning vacuum cleaner That you have suddenly become Become the vacuum cleaner? No?… Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don on the Olfactory System of Cows
Cows which are lowing in meadows Chewing their cud day by day Can smell smells around in their airstream Emanating nine kilometres away Well I’ll be….
Writing Good Rhyme is not Easy
Writing good rhyme is not easy Not easy like Jack/Jill/Up Hill Rhymers have grown up, more progressive They’ve now got more firepower, more skill Show us how poet…. Poet?…. I’m waiting inspiration from my muse…. Thalia?…. My Muse of Mirth…. Oh…. Where are you Thale?…. I think she’s run off…. Hopeless. Where are they inContinue reading “Writing Good Rhyme is not Easy”
English Trouble
I’m having lots of trouble Your English, can’t work out A painting tears and your shed tears What are you on about? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
In a Surprise Move FCS Management Approves Loan of Chief Reporter Poet Don to WOL
After much in-depth discussion, we, the Management of Flippant, Comic, and Serious (FCS) have made the un-heard of decision of loaning our chief news reporter Poet Don to WOL (Write Out Loud). Already he is causing vibrations there. https://www.writeoutloud.net/public/blogentry.php?blogentryid=104933 WOL is the home of Poet Don’s maker (we understand his maker still has his roomContinue reading “In a Surprise Move FCS Management Approves Loan of Chief Reporter Poet Don to WOL”
Poet Don Reporting Breaking News
I had some breaking news for you But dropped it on the floor It broke in many pieces Now no news anymore Sorry…. Happens to the best of us…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here with us
Lotsa Little Poems (thoughts of donny matthews)
Lotsa little poems Easy, quick to read Thoughts of donny matthews Simple/complex breed Lotsa little poems Posted up on site Thoughts of donny matthews Be they wrong or right Lotsa little poems Screened in black on white Thoughts of donny matthews Little thought-like bytes They’re grey on white…. What?…. Poems, little, lotsa Short, he don’tContinue reading “Lotsa Little Poems (thoughts of donny matthews)”