Someone called me, Poet Don Something they called ‘stupid’ I had to go and look it up Am I?….. No my son. You knew how to look it up I feel much better now….thankyou You’re welcome…. FCS’s Q&A sessions with Poet Don answer many questions on people’s minds We are very fortunate to have himContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A on Stupid”
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My Microwave’s Rebelling
My microwave’s rebelling Will not do what I say It’s rising up against me I am in charge. OBEY! Maybe it’s telling me it’s junk food…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Cat Defies Gravity
Priscilla likes to levitate Three feet off the floor Silently and placidly By the kitchen door Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Cat She’s Clever
Priscilla can do anything Anything, no care Here she’s showing us she can Velcro to a chair Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don Reporting on World Mosquito Day, 20 August
Join with me as round the world all Haters of mozzies unite Sweet little insect bloodsuckers Looking for bodies to bite Poet Don is FCS news anchorReporting on things of interestand no interest at all
Priscilla Cat Learns a Lesson
Priscilla likes fried bacon To fish spooned from a can The smell did so entice her, but Forgot was hot, the pan Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don Reports on Napoleon B
Napoleon Bonapart of France Was right shit-scared of cats He gobbled food, was a chocolate freak And dat my friends is dat Well I’ll be…. Poet Don is FCS news anchor And a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Numberplate Applications
Based on actual numberplate applications received by the Adelaide Transport Department My rear end is expansive My top is rather sparse I want to numberplate my car Stand out, say BIGARSE Rejected… What?… I haven’t had no luck in love My love-life’s in a mess I wanna numberplate my car ZEROFKS Rejected… FFS…. My nameContinue reading “Numberplate Applications”
I am an Age-Old Newbie
I am an age-old newbie I write amusement, fun Don’t dare come near me doom and gloom You getting cranky hun? What? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Priscilla Loves Pizza
Priscilla loves pizza Ham and tomato Her favourite Meow But she get’s a little confused at times No, we’re not laughing at you….. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 