Aha my clock’s turned Sunday Saturday’s out of sight Come on mind, don’t let me down Whatever can I write? (Mind…think….think….) Poet what you looking at? A page that’s bloody blank I need a poem on it for My editor to frank (Mind…think….think….think….think….think….) But Sunday is my day of rest You’ll have to wait ’tilContinue reading “Aha My Clock’s Turned Sunday”
Tag Archives: humour
Is He?/Isn’t He?
The writer here is quite mad No, just different To me he’s gone and lost the plot To me he’s heaven-sent You talkin’ ’bout me?…. SignedThe writerSeptember 2020
Been Asked to Write a Sonnet
Ingrid recently set a sonnet challenge for her readershttps://experimentsinfiction.com I missed the deadline. She has asked me to put my head down and learn some real poetry in preparation for the next one. Here are my thoughts at the moment: Been asked to write a sonnet I don’t know what they are I ain’t noContinue reading “Been Asked to Write a Sonnet”
Poet Don Bemoaning Empty Head
Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Good morning, Poet Don here Reporting time again But head is full of empty When will it fill? oh when? We’re all rooting for you…. Thankyou…. (He’s only joking….)
What’s Going On?
I do love my computer Computer I love thee I ask you nice please do this task Shit, watcha done to me? Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Sex, Alcohol and Sugar
I seem to spend my life In giving up of things Things I like, look forward to Ring-a-ding-a-ding I’m told such things are bad for me That I should wave goodbye To smoking, sugar, alcohol Give up, lie back, and sigh Funny? but there’s just one thing I don’t give up (one thing) That’s sex,Continue reading “Sex, Alcohol and Sugar”
I’m Getting Kinda Worried
I’m getting kinda worried My audience has shrunk Does this mean that my blog career’s Gone down the plughole, sunk? glug…. glug…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020Hanging in there…glug…
My Phone Seems to Have a Problem
Funny? My phone hasn’t done this before Maybe I shouldn’t have tried dividing by zero Then again maybe it’s having a rough time in quarantine too A slight technical problem?….. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Humour Don’t Sell Papers
I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”
Poet Don Reporting on a Little-Known Norwegian Village
Norway has a village Hell is called it’s name Every year it freezes over Each year (just the same) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 