I’ve gotta bag of rubbishTo throw up in the skipI’ll do my hammer-throw throwLaunch it from my hip…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: humour
More About Me
I am a happy rhymerWork in silly genreI have a lotta followersWho say go Don good onya I am a rhymer, happyWork in genre sillyFollow me a lotta doWilly nilly Billy Your name’s Donny…. Issit?…. Don MatthewsMarch 21021
Stan Prepares Newscopy on Animal Accident
Headline Australian gored by bull in intensive care Hospital switchboard swamped by concerned bull lovers Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Hole Digger
I am a roadwork diggerDigger digging holeSome bugger keeps on throwing dirtBack refilling hole….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Lizzy and Priscilla
Do it, do it, LizzyDo it, give it meDon’t stop doing what you’re doingI’m in ecstasy….. |Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Why I Created FCS
I created this site to lighten things upTo me we’re to serious and saneWe need to relax, loosen, let goBe mad every once and again Thanks for popping in for another ‘brightening up’ session Sheryl…. My pleasure Don….. (Isn’t she nice?….) With Sheryl’s permission we have been able to adopt her signature tune as ourContinue reading “Why I Created FCS”
Priscilla Has a You-Beaut Catmobile
I have this you-beaut catmobileDoubles cleaning floorGifted by my ownerStops be getting bore… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Advert for FCS and EIF
Go home…. Each Monday I present three new poems on Ingrid’s site Experiments in Fiction (EIF). This Monday’s trilogy T#23 is White Blank (my computer is making me feel guilty), Publisher Wanted (where are you my publisher?), The Newsagent (where I buy my sox)Ingrid has become quite attached to Skip, FCS resident cat Priscilla, andContinue reading “Advert for FCS and EIF”
Haiku to Spring
Birds go tweet tweet cheepTweet tweet cheep cheep tweetSpring has arrived, cheep clap…clap…clap Thankyou Don MatthewsHaikuist in TrainingMarch 2021
Papers
Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 