We are a group of buddiesGraffiting here and thereAny spot that we can findWe don’t leave empty, bare…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Stan and Perc do a Job for the Mexican Government
The government of MexicoKnowing of these twoSaid come do a painting jobPainting job come do…. So they did…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Under-Car Mechanic
Gotta do some workUnderneath my carPropped it up on proper jacksVery safe (by far)…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Pakistani Electrician
I am a PakistaniWorker of the wiresUse my trusty ladder whenNeeding to get higher…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan the Phone Installer
I went to universityPhone-install degree’dMy latest installation shownCoins in it you must feed…. Meant to be inside boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
You Have a Right Kiddies. The 2nd Amendment Says So
Listen kiddies Amendment 2Says you have a rightTo carry toys like this aroundTo slash away and fight…. Mummy, I’d like the long serrated one….. Certainly sweetie…. And the chopper….. I’ll put them on my account….. Thankyou mummy….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Ostriches
A study of two hundred thousandOstriches (over 80 years done)None of them once obliged, buriedTheir head in the sand, not a one Fake news….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Packs Cockroaches
I’m very fond of cockroachesWhich walk around the floorI’m packing toys for kiddies500, to do more….. Boss?….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Three Sisters
All three of us are sisters‘Tis me smiling belowApologies for one aboveNo smile, well there ya go……. Sheesh!….fancy having sisters like that Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan the TV Antenna Installer
Been asked (because I’m safety)Conscious in my workTo put up an antenna(But some say I’m a jerk)… Which I’m not…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 