humour – Page 336 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Tailgating

Some idiots think it’s smartTo come close, tailgate meAnd some are also stupid, blindMy sign they cannot see…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan’s Photographic Service

We had a special photographTo show our loving touchAsked Stan to take it for usWe love it very much,,,, Thankyou Stan ….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan’s Lost Something

Hello? what is that I seeLying in the road?It should be lying on not inOn, not in the road…. So that’s where I left it?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

I’m Busy Getting Wedded

I’m busy getting wedded(Drink up, lets have a beer)Everyone is happyFull of wedding cheer…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Priscilla Rules the Roost at FCS

At FCS Priscilla’s bossWhile I’m just a mere manI run to every beck and callPlease Don, open my can? Yes sweetie, top-of-the-range pilchards tonight… Meow….. Notice she’s well-mannered. I’ve taught her to say please….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan and Perc Close Road for Repairs

We’ve got some road repairs to doEmployed Percy and StanNeed to close the road for whileDetour if you can…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Airline Service

We at British Airways(What would you like to eat?)We’ll cook whatever you desireWhat number is your seat?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stringing Words Together

Stringing words togetherSorta willy-nillyHoping in the end they come outSorta sane not silly You often do the opposite…… Do I?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Designs a Medal

I went to universityLearnt my 1, 2, 3Now putting it to practiceSee how good I be? Well done Stan…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Cilla Likes to Be Right Up

Cilla likes to be right upLike all cats (their goal)Casts her pussy eyes aroundFor a local pole…. I’m gonna have to train her not to do this…. Don MatthewsMay 2021