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Richard Burton

Welsh actor Richard Burton taught himself to recite Shakespeare sonnets backwards Well done Richard…..

Stan and Perc Smooth Concrete. Top Team Effort

Smoothing concreteEasy way1, 2, 3 andHey hey hey…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Treadmill Runner

I am a treadmill runnerRunner, yep, I beGets me legs all fit and strongDon’t give up, that’s me…. Don’t give up, that’s me….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

OK

“You need to do more chores around the house” “Can we change the subject?” “OK. More chores around the house need to be done by you”

Introducing Little Timmy Troller

Waiting on a better pic from Timmy’s mother I am a little trollerOn the internetLooking for an unsuspectingBlogger I can get Beware of little TimmyWhen he comes for youYou’ll find he has no website(Costs too much to do….) Don MatthewsMay 2021 We wish Timmy all the bestduring his stay on FCS

Gym Toneup

Went to the gym to tone upTone up what I’ve gotSomehow I went and did something wrongBut don’t quite know just what?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan the Safety Officer

Stan’s a safety officerKnows just what not to doThe train board did employ him cosHe knows just what to do…. Stan was commended for his efforts herein getting the trains to slow down thus avoiding a possible disaster…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Poet Don Reporting on the Science of Sleep

To help you when your sleepingScientists offer guideNightmares are more common when you Sleep on your left side Well I’ll be…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is an asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsMay 2021 The results of the study found that nightmares were more frequent for thoseContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Science of Sleep”

I am a Simple Amateur

I am a simple amateurPlaying round with wordsHaving fun with flutterbysBuzzing bees and birds Cheep cheep….. Or is it tweet tweet?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021 It’s chirp chirp…..

Toof

Hello? What’s that I sudden feelShit, feels like a toofTumbling loose around my mouthFallen from my roof An upper incisor…… Looks like I gotta problem…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 Happened the other dayAll glued backSorted….