I didn’t think there’d beAn error I could makeSimply just by sanding floorSeems I made mistake…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
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Stan and Perc Apply Safety First
Perc and I are safetyConscious to the maxBuilding houses, tiling floorsNo way we’re safety lax…. We both have studied the Builders Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the one-question test at the backCan you roll safely on hitting ground? Call Stan and Perc for your next building job‘Safety to the max’ is their motto Don MatthewsJuneContinue reading “Stan and Perc Apply Safety First”
Spotify
More than 60,000 tracks are uploaded to Spotify every day I’m starting to feel a bit bloatedThey think I’ll expand infiniteWell sorry, we all have our limitsI’m deleting tracks starting tonight I’m fired?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Reporting on 8946 (a report of interest to all dog lovers)
Eight thousand nine hundred and forty-six(Is my pleasure to report on this blog)The number of permanent teeth inTwo hundred thirteen grown-up dogs Good to know…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc on Demand for Ladder Job in China (due to renowned safety skills)
Hold the ladder still PercNo wobbles, sways, no jerksI’ll be as quick as possibleUp here, doing work…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Goggles
Shit I left my goggles homeWhat can I substituteJust finished this, have good ideaProblem solved, you beaut…. Don MatthewsJune 2021 Shared with dVerse
Stan and Perc on a Ladder Job
We’ve just been on a ladder jobLadders, Perc and meUsed our heads and safety firstWith all ladders, three…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Second Floor Delivery
Just bought myself a delivery vanTo reach the second floorNeed to watch the power linesAs parcels upward soar…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Trampoline
I have to take our trampolineCloseby, round to me mateMy son has told me, dad you mightMight be tempting fate…. No problems son….. Shortly after this photo he was fined for travelling 10mph in a 40mph zone and causing a traffic jam Don MatthewsJune 2021
Taking the Box Home
Just bought this box (must get it home)Not thinking so immenseApplied the rules of safety firstAnd used my common sense…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 