I’ve read the Safety ManualFor Dummies, passed the testWill now apply what I have learntApply what I’ve learnt best…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
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You OK Perc?
Perc you’re doing great jobJust 10 more minutes waitThen I’ll be finished job up hereYou OK there Perc mate?…. I’m OK Stan. Take all the time you need…… Don MatthewsJune 2021 dVerse Open Link Night
Poet Don Reporting on the Stunning 1921 Achievement of German Herman Goerner
In 1921 HermanTo cries of cheers, (and teeter)Did carry piano on his backFor all of 16 metre Good onya Herman…. A sterling effort….. Being serious: Hermann Görner born April 13, 1891 was a German weightlifter and professional strength athlete. He showed many special strength exercises and impressive shows, such as wrestling with a small elephant or carrying a bridge construction onContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Stunning 1921 Achievement of German Herman Goerner”
Stan and Perc on Another Ladder Job
Stan and Perc are specialistsOn roofs (always take care)Call them for your tile repairTop ladder safety pair…. Stan and Perc have studied the Ladder Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the 1-question test at the back ‘Can you roll when you fall?’ Call Stan and Perc for your next roof repair job‘5 ladders does all’ isContinue reading “Stan and Perc on Another Ladder Job”
No Steps, Oh Well
Bother I can’t find the stepsThis should work, anywayThe Safety Board is not aroundThis should be fine, OK…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Selfie of Me and My Latest Meal
I gotta take a selfieWith every meal I cookPost it up on FacebookFor all my friends to look Looks yummy Shari….. Cool tat you’re wearing….. “It feels like life isn’t real anymoreunless you’ve photographed and shared it” (Human behaviour in the digital age) Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Fixes a Problem
I’ve got a little problemI need to get up, fixFunny? no-one buys my fishEach time I get up, fix…. Am I missing something?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Dangling
What’s he doing up there mummyDangling in the sky?Don’t know my pet, will go and askGo and ask him why…. He says he’s practising for the circus…….. Ooooh….. Thankyou mummy……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Olympics Now Transferred to Australia
Olympics have now been transferredDownunder (where it’s Covid-free)Japan’s become way far too riskyOlympics now here they will be Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc at Work Again
Stan’s on front end loaderBusy digging holePerc (in hole) checks, yep, looks fineSafety is their goal…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 